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I wanna ask the boss for a jokes forum. Everywhere else has one. Sometimes i just wanna have a laugh. It'd be nice not to have to change the channel for that.  Can it be arranged?
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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There was a joke of the day thread that gets brought back up once in a while.
A whole forum prolly won't happen.
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there's probably enough silliness on this site already
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your
Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try
these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'
Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-****** attitude,
you never will.'
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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Irish Castaway
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One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship".
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?".
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Jamison's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde...
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman." 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" .
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"
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there's probably enough silliness on this site already
Im not quite sure silliness is the right word here 
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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says:'why the long face?"
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A duck took chapstick up to the cashier... and said, "Just put it on my bill."
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Why did the chicken....er, nevermind.
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there's probably enough silliness on this site already
Say what?
Forums on teh internetz is serious business! 
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A duck took chapstick up to the cashier...
You guys quack me up.
'08 America Blue/White; Custom Headlamps, Custom Lowers, Clearview 20", Bafflectomy
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I don't think a separate forum is going to happen. I'll be happy to be contradicted/out voted by my fellow moderators. There's enough joking going on around here as it is, and not just in the Lounge.
Realistically speaking, only Robert and Phil can add a forum, and, well, there ya go...
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And THAT reminds me o' one here...
Have you guys heard the one about the motorcycle website builder and his administrator?
NOPE?!
Well, I haven't heard from those two guys for the longest time EITHER!!!
(what a coincidence, HUH?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Phil showed up a little while ago (months?) to add some avatars.
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Sure are a lotta guys named Earl here.
'08 America Blue/White; Custom Headlamps, Custom Lowers, Clearview 20", Bafflectomy
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Well, he WAS always good at that, I suppose.
(don't ask...I have absolutely no idea what I meant by that EITHER, John!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Phil showed up a little while ago (months?) to add some avatars.
which ones?
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Now, come on Grzegorz!!! There is ONLY one Administrator around here by the name of PHIL, ya know!!! Or AT LEAST there USED to be anyway!!!
(oh...maybe you meant which AVATARS, huh?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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So.....when the boss does show up can you ask him/her a couple questions for me?
1) When will teh patch Pay Pal thing get fixed?
and
2) Why cant I ever keep an avatar in my profile? I pick it, I save it then it goes away.
OK...scratch #2....seems to be working now.
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"Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something."
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Avatar working fine!
Just added my very own totally unique one of which I am very proud!
One day as a tiger is worth a thousand as a sheep
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So.....when the boss does show up can you ask him/her a couple questions for me?
1) When will teh patch Pay Pal thing get fixed?
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2) Why cant I ever keep an avatar in my profile? I pick it, I save it then it goes away.
OK...scratch #2....seems to be working now.
And while Zdenko here is waiting to get his two questions answered here......WHAT?!.....okay, NOW his ONE question answered here, HERE'S somethin' that's SURE to excite you folks.....
In honor of this thread, I've got Tony Danza on the line, and he'd like to wish everybody here at BA.com a very happy April Fool's Day!!!
AND, to show you folks what a great guy he is, he offered up that heartfelt wish to us even AFTER I told him that I thought he was much funnier in "Taxi" than he was in that lousy family-oriented sitcom he later starred in and which bears a similar title as this thread!
(what a guy, HUH?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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And a nice and subtile one it is... 
"Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something."
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well my vote goes to Yota 
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My avatar seem`s to work OK , just found this one , think i will keep it
What goes round comes round
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Avatar working fine!
Just added my very own totally unique one of which I am very proud!
Looks good mate. What do think of mine?
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you think straight
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Think it looks ok but i like mine better! 
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Those Avatars are rubbish the ciggie is held all wrong look closely mine is correct ......
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well my vote goes to Yota
we should do this every weekend!
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Hey that guy looks familar.
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we should do this every weekend!
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Blimey, I got an avatar just like that.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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ooooops I have now 
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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ooooops I have now
????? you been drinking ???? Avatar ????
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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This is awesome. I'm going to email Phil and tell him to delete all the other avatars to save space on the server.
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I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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I'm going to email Phil and tell him to delete all the other avatars to save space on the server.
Maybe it was his idea?
Let us know how that goes
jh
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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This is awesome. I'm going to email Phil and tell him to delete all the other avatars to save space on the server.
  
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This is awesome. I'm going to email Phil and tell him to delete all the other avatars to save space on the server.
Does that mean we will all become Moderators
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