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An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

Cheeseburger: $2.50
Hamburger: $2.25
Chichen Sandwich: $3.50
Hand Job: $50.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beackons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serrrving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?, she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I'm wonderin, are you the young lady what gives the hand jobs?" whispers he.

"Yes," she purrs, "I sure am"

Says the biker "Well wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger".

I just read this somewhere today, but cannot think where I laughed then and still laughed again

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,
Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional boxer.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'