 This is getting rediculous what next
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Ray(UK)
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Old Hand
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I can just see the writing on the walls of the loo,
"Here I sit
broken hearted
Paid a quid to $hit
but only farted"
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Should be Riding
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Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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The next thing will be paying £2 to get out of the toilet.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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Fe Butt
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Eeh, THIS is nothin'!!! United Airlines has just announced that because the cost of filtering air through the cabins of their aircraft has recently skyrocketed, starting March 1st, all passengers will now have an "Air Surcharge" tacked on to the price of their tickets, AND that it'll be pro-rated according to the size of each passenger's schnozzola!!! (however, spokespersons for actor Adrien Brody, actress Penelope Cruz, AND for some ethnic groups have already protested that this could be viewed as just another case of "Racial Profiling", and have threatened to file a Class Action lawsuit with the F.A.A. if this surcharge is ever implemented by those "Friendly Skies" people!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I can just see the writing on the walls of the loo,
"Here I sit
broken hearted
Paid a quid to $hit
but only farted"
 
Ray(UK)
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Bet the sale of drinks on board will go down. Your not going to pay for drinks and then pay to give it back to them  after the flight tho
2003 black and silver T.B.A A1 removed,Specialty Spares long slashed Pipes .
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Pound to spend a penny?! Now that's takin the p#ss!
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you think straight
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Bet the sale of drinks on board will go down. Your not going to pay for drinks and then pay to give it back to them
after the flight tho
Save a quid, pee in the bottle then they can have it back when they collect the empty (or so they think) drinks containers.
Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"
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Check Pants
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I can just see the writing on the walls of the loo,
"Here I sit
broken hearted
Paid a quid to $hit
but only farted"
....and I was thinkin'
"Here I sit,
all alone with a broken heart.
I took three bennies
and now my semi truck won't start"
Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airman
jh
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Fe Butt
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Pay toilets have been around for a long timealthough a buck is steep. Here I sit broken hearted, Tried to poop but only farted, here I sit in smelly vapor, Looking for the toilet paper, Now I sit and smell the linger, Heck, I'll use my finger.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Monkey Butt
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When I was in the Navy they gave us little bags with sponges in them to pi$$ into while flying. Just whip it out, fill the bag and leave it on the floor for the crew to deal with after you land. I wonder if they waive the fee if they leave you sitting on the ramp for eight hours after they push away from the ramp. What next, a buck to take a leak at the local tavern?
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Complete Newb
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Hi Ray, How are the rally plans coming along. I am in UK from Jul 4 - 18, maybe extending another week. Still trying to fit in the riding part. I am in Kintyre for a week and Edinburgh for a week. Think I need another week for riding. Working on it all - keep me posted. Where there is a (rider) will there is a way!! Carol 
2007 Bonneville America, Phantom Black
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I read something about some grade schools requiring kids to bring their own toilet paper.
Redbike7
2006 America
No amount of skill can overcome gross stupidity. Ask me how I know...never mind, I forgot...
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Loquacious
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Bike events-Bike Week, etc, want a tip ($1.00) for the attendents @ the "city" of port-a-lets!  Their lucky I use the port-a-lets, instead of the sidewalk/curbs!
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
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Pay toilets have been around for a long timealthough a buck is steep.
Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to poop but only farted,
here I sit in smelly vapor,
Looking for the toilet paper,
Now I sit and smell the linger,
Heck, I'll use my finger.
There I sat, all down-hearted, went to $hat yet only farted..
so, tried again, took a chance..went to fart and $hat my pants!! 
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