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He ain't know squid (Squirrely Kid). Too old. Age doesn't keep him from acting like a squid though. So Squirrely Thirty-Something? A Squits? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8YStick around for the last 30 seconds or so. It's priceless. Almost sprayed my screen with coffee. 
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all you really need to watch is the first and last 30 seconds. whadda douche!
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Unquestionably a legend in his own mind.  You've got to love the Rays in the world, the best 5 minutes of intertainment I've seen today! Judges cleavage looks nice as well. 
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Yeah! Cute judge alright! (  ...I wonder how hot SHE'D a looked in that little plunger/toilet roll relay race thing, huh erle???)  
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Hard to believe he wouldn't have lost his license on points before this one. Quote:
...that little plunger/toilet roll relay race thing...
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...that little plunger/toilet roll relay race thing...
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OH GOD YES!
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...that little plunger/toilet roll relay race thing...???
Toilet plunger relay race
It was on the same page as idiot court jester. Hilarious.
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I agree with the guy. When did it become OK to demand $200-300 for a minor infraction? I'd like to see a few of those cops upside down for their trouble. That would be a lot funnier than watching this guy get PO'd after being reamed. More power to ya, buddy!!! 
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I love it when arrogance like that gets paid back. That was freaking sweet!
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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That little incident at the end is what I like to call, "Instant Karma."
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"Squits" is being way too kind. Squithead is more like it.
Who's breeding these idiots? They're everywhere!
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Could almost hear Nelson say "HAAhaa" at the end.
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And you may see me tonight
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I agree with the guy. When did it become OK to demand $200-300 for a minor infraction? I'd like to see a few of those cops upside down for their trouble. That would be a lot funnier than watching this guy get PO'd after being reamed. More power to ya, buddy!!!
Well, the cop said he was clocked at 50. The judge said he was 15 over the limit. That means he was in a 35 zone going a full 50% over the limit. That's about the speed the city worker was going when he hit the OL broadside after running a redlight. Totaled the car and didn't do her much good either.
Now, the guy had a long record of speeding and a really bad attitude, and that no doubt figured into the fine. I don't know how things are in Fla but where I used to live, if you pay up at the window and keep yer yap shut, it's $70 for the cop stopping you when he could be at the donut shop plus some amount per MPH over up to 10 and then a greater amount for each MPH after that. If you go to court, there is some fixed amount to cover the cost of keeping the judge away from the golf course and a "penalty assesment" that was about 200% at one time,, but they keep increasing it.
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What? Don't tell me nobody here hasn't tried the six pack abs anti speeding ticket defense before. C'mon now?
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Is this guy for real? What a dillweed. Goes to show a good argument for not wearing a lid. I can not conceave that they would let him keep his license much less let him get back on the bike.
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he's a SQUIRT for sure; read wet cowpie. you're right friar, that last bit was brilliant!
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Well, I was thinkin' that it's a VERY good thing that there isn't a mandatory helmet law in Florida after watchin' THAT MORON's routine here.
Yep! Forgive me for wishin' anybody ill here, but I'm hopin' he takes yet another little header REAL SOON, but THIS TIME into the passenger side door of a shiny new black Lincoln Navagator as it makes that sudden left turn right in front of him!!!
(...and HOPEFULLY before he kills somebody out there on the road doin' his stupid little arrested-development, macho sh*t-head, speed-racer, "Squit" act!!!
Last edited by Dwight; 12/07/2008 10:36 PM.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Well, I was thinkin' that it's a VERY good thing that there isn't a mandatory helmet law in Florida after watchin' THAT MORON's routine here.
Yep! Forgive me for wishin' anybody ill here, but I'm hopin' he takes yet another little header REAL SOON, but THIS TIME into the passenger side door of a shiny new black Lincoln Navagator as it makes that sudden left turn right in front of him!!!
(...and HOPEFULLY before he kills somebody out there on the road doin' his stupid little arrested-development, macho sh*t-head, speed-racer, "Squit" act!!!
I'll take that over hurting someone else, but that's a little harsh.
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nah, it's called natural selection
thin out the herd
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Well, I was thinkin' that it's a VERY good thing that there isn't a mandatory helmet law in Florida after watchin' THAT MORON's routine here.
Yep! Forgive me for wishin' anybody ill here, but I'm hopin' he takes yet another little header REAL SOON, but THIS TIME into the passenger side door of a shiny new black Lincoln Navagator as it makes that sudden left turn right in front of him!!!
(...and HOPEFULLY before he kills somebody out there on the road doin' his stupid little arrested-development, macho sh*t-head, speed-racer, "Squit" act!!!
I'll take that over hurting someone else, but that's a little harsh.
Clay
HARSH?!!! Come on now! Not from good ol' "bleedin'-heart" Dwight, Clay ol' boy???!!! 
Nah. On second thought, you're probably right, Clay. That WAS a bit harsh on my part, wasn't it?! 
Okay. How's THIS then???  ...
Just like Dave kind'a said here....Here's to the Great Sunshine State of Florida, and their continued legal stance of keeping Mr. Darwin's theory of "Natural Selection" alive in practice with their no mandatory helmet laws so morons like this "Squit" here will most likely have a shorter life-expectancy and thus less time to procreate!!!" 
Is THAT better, Clay???
(in the immortal words of one Bugs Bunny..."Ain't I a stinker?")
Last edited by Dwight; 12/07/2008 11:45 PM.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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And NOW if those dunderheaded lawmakers in Sacramento will just listen to me for once and repeal this d*mn mandatory helmet law in the Golden State, MAYBE there'd be a whole lot less of these friggin' "Squits" HERE on the West Coast TOO!!!!  OH! And one more thing...Would anybody here be at all surprised if this guy gets his own TV show next season, what with what passes as "entertainment" on American television today and America's present seeming fascination of "Reality TV" and the lives of folks like this. (so...anybody up for a bet on this here???)
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 Wow, my jaw hit the floor, while watching him in the courtroom. The end was like icing on the cake.  Great Vid!
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UPDATE (and it's a doozy): Quote:
You see, our boy Vernon R. Ward, A.K.A Shorty Ward, really is a ‘bad little dude’ as is evidenced by his rap sheet from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement – Sexual Offender/Predator list which you can see below. I guess this is just the sort of thing that happens when you’re this badass.
http://jalopnik.com/5106800/still-one-bad-little-dude-hoon-of-the-day-update
What a tool. What a douchenozzle. When he said he was a bad little dude he really meant bad little dude.
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Holy Crap! Thanks for the shocking update on that frickin' idiot. Seems karma is coming around again and this guy sure deserves his. What an a$$wipe.
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I'm just relieved that he was on a Suzuki and not on a Triumph.
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UPDATE (and it's a doozy):
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You see, our boy Vernon R. Ward, A.K.A Shorty Ward, really is a ‘bad little dude’ as is evidenced by his rap sheet from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement – Sexual Offender/Predator list which you can see below. I guess this is just the sort of thing that happens when you’re this badass.
http://jalopnik.com/5106800/still-one-bad-little-dude-hoon-of-the-day-update
What a tool. What a douchenozzle. When he said he was a bad little dude he really meant bad little dude.
Uh huh, uh huh. I see.
(I don't seem so darn "harsh" NOW, do I Clay?! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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