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ebay chopper This is just ....
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You would need the big floppy shoes and big red stick-on nose accessory kit before you could ride that..... 
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That is the most gosh awful thing I have ever seen. Lends a new meaning to the word FUGLY.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains. Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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My name is phil . . . I ride a TRIUMPH
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C'mon now .... it ain't that bad.... 
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"Poppycock normally is."
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Wow !  That really woke me up !
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I think this is the worse bike I ever seen.... 
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Everything is kinda nicely done and yet... Then again, as the ad indicates, there is a bid. This thing has been listed a bunch of times with ever falling reserve price. 
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Is it just the pictiure angle, or is there something really wrong with the fork rake?
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that's what you noticed out of all those pics?!?! 
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 who knew , Ronald McDonald was a biker back in the day  .
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Where's Kermit?? 
'08 America Blue/White; Custom Headlamps, Custom Lowers, Clearview 20", Bafflectomy
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That ebayer needs to have his hind parts surgically removed.
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Dennis
Triumph, it's how I live and what I ride.
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I love the dented exhaust! Is everything crooked on that bike or what? Amazing  Clay
01010100 01110010 01101001 01110101 01101101 01110000 01101000 <3
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Funny thing is I had to look at it a few times to make sure the frame was a full size frame. The shot of the kid on it makes it look like a mini bike.Not sure about these days since I haven't built a chopper in years but that front end isn't as rare as he is trying to say either unless he means the fact that it is painted or powder coated that butt ugly color. I have 2 of those front ends in my furnace room and one on a bike. All in need of chrome work. Flaking from flexing.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I keep looking at this bike and it wouldn't be too bad if it was all just one or two colors.
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I keep looking at this bike and it wouldn't be too bad if it was all just one or two colors.
Like ash black from burning it?
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I keep looking at this bike and it wouldn't be too bad if it was all just one or two colors.
I gotta agree. But with the paint it has, it is absolutely totally one of the most horrid looking machines on the planet.
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I guess it would look pretty cool if the rider was wearing one of those multi-colored clown wigs.
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I guess it would look pretty cool if the rider was wearing one of those multi-colored clown wigs.
You DO mean mean a D.O.T. APPROVED multi-colored clown wig there, right Bob???!!! 

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Every color of the rainbow and ready for a PRIDE parade (not that there's anything wrong with...) What the heck - YEAH THERE IS!!!
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ugh. that's all i can say. i was going to say something clever, but i have to vomit
there are 10 kinds of people in the world. those that understand binary, and those that don't.
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I love the dented exhaust! Is everything crooked on that bike or what?
Amazing 
Clay
I had to look closer... YES... even the clown horn is crooked. How many washers and nuts does it take to mount a headlight?
George
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I had to go back and look again ore closely. It does seem that anything that did not have a stock mounting point is crooked!
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Looks more like a vintage Big Wheel than a vintage chopper!
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"Thanks for checking out my nice restored vintage 1965 Triumph Bonneville custom chopper with lots custom work and upgrades and is one of a kind!"
?????? Bahahahah...
Maybe the seller is colour blind.
Ceuls
'07 SM - Ellipse Mirrors, Progressive 412's, Freak, Bub Exhaust, AI Removed, Summer Screen, Low-Pro Saddle
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"Thanks for checking out my nice restored vintage 1965 Triumph Bonneville custom chopper with lots custom work and upgrades and is one of a kind!"
?????? Bahahahah...
Maybe the seller is colour blind.
Ceuls
That's kinda what I thought, I don't see anything nice about the disgraceful job that was done to that bike. That just makes ya sick.

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There is potential there. Just scrape all the paint off and redo everything and it could be alright.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Looking beyond the garish paint, I think there are some really nice details on the bike: the shifter, the sissy bar, the fact that the crank breathers have been made into a feature...
BUT, howdafooq does it stop? Am I missing something or are there no brakes on that bike?
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Looking beyond the garish paint, I think there are some really nice details on the bike: the shifter, the sissy bar, the fact that the crank breathers have been made into a feature...
BUT, howdafooq does it stop? Am I missing something or are there no brakes on that bike?
Rear brake is hooked up.No front brake though.
Just an old Hippie and I don"t know what to do.
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My chopper has that same rear break and twin leading shoe front and I still have to plan a block ahead when I want to stop!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains. Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Hey, if it's thats bad, it's gotta be good!
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G@# D#$ S$% o# A B$%^ that thing is ugly. Worth
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Ray(UK)
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