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#302731 11/30/2008 12:31 PM
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ebay chopper

This is just ....


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You would need the big floppy shoes and big red stick-on nose accessory kit before you could ride that.....


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Ugliest bike ever seen


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That is the most gosh awful thing I have ever seen. Lends a new meaning to the word FUGLY.


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Wow

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What smart colours

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Phil_K #302738 11/30/2008 5:32 PM
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C'mon now .... it ain't that bad....


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Wow ! That really woke me up !

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hill8586 #302740 11/30/2008 6:05 PM
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I think this is the worse bike I ever seen....

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Everything is kinda nicely done and yet...
Then again, as the ad indicates, there is a bid.
This thing has been listed a bunch of times with ever falling reserve price.


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chopperpaul #302742 11/30/2008 7:04 PM
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Is it just the pictiure angle, or is there something really wrong with the fork rake?


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arstaren #302743 11/30/2008 7:41 PM
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that's what you noticed out of all those pics?!?!






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That's a Bozo no/no

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who knew , Ronald McDonald was a biker back in the day .

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Where's Kermit??


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That ebayer needs to have his hind parts surgically removed.


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I love the dented exhaust!
Is everything crooked on that bike or what?

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frijoli #302749 12/01/2008 12:23 AM
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Funny thing is I had to look at it a few times to make sure the frame was a full size frame. The shot of the kid on it makes it look like a mini bike.Not sure about these days since I haven't built a chopper in years but that front end isn't as rare as he is trying to say either unless he means the fact that it is painted or powder coated that butt ugly color. I have 2 of those front ends in my furnace room and one on a bike. All in need of chrome work. Flaking from flexing.


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Oh the humanity!


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I keep looking at this bike and it wouldn't be too bad if it was all just one or two colors.


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roundy77 #302752 12/01/2008 6:20 AM
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I keep looking at this bike and it wouldn't be too bad if it was all just one or two colors.




Like ash black from burning it?

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roundy77 #302753 12/01/2008 10:03 AM
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I keep looking at this bike and it wouldn't be too bad if it was all just one or two colors.




I gotta agree. But with the paint it has, it is absolutely totally one of the most horrid looking machines on the planet.

Soren

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I guess it would look pretty cool if the rider was wearing one of those multi-colored clown wigs.


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I guess it would look pretty cool if the rider was wearing one of those multi-colored clown wigs.




You DO mean mean a D.O.T. APPROVED multi-colored clown wig there, right Bob???!!!



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Every color of the rainbow and ready for a PRIDE parade (not that there's anything wrong with...) What the heck - YEAH THERE IS!!!

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ugh. that's all i can say. i was going to say something clever, but i have to vomit


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I love the dented exhaust!
Is everything crooked on that bike or what?

Amazing



Clay




I had to look closer... YES... even the clown horn is crooked.
How many washers and nuts does it take to mount a headlight?


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Picasso736 #302759 12/03/2008 5:45 PM
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I had to go back and look again ore closely. It does seem that anything that did not have a stock mounting point is crooked!


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Looks more like a vintage Big Wheel than a vintage chopper!


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"Thanks for checking out my nice restored vintage 1965 Triumph Bonneville custom chopper with lots custom work and upgrades and is one of a kind!"

?????? Bahahahah...

Maybe the seller is colour blind.

Ceuls


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"Thanks for checking out my nice restored vintage 1965 Triumph Bonneville custom chopper with lots custom work and upgrades and is one of a kind!"

?????? Bahahahah...

Maybe the seller is colour blind.

Ceuls




That's kinda what I thought, I don't see anything nice about the disgraceful job that was done to that bike. That just makes ya sick.



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There is potential there. Just scrape all the paint off and redo everything and it could be alright.


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Greybeard #302764 12/08/2008 7:11 PM
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Looking beyond the garish paint, I think there are some really nice details on the bike: the shifter, the sissy bar, the fact that the crank breathers have been made into a feature...

BUT, howdafooq does it stop? Am I missing something or are there no brakes on that bike?

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Looking beyond the garish paint, I think there are some really nice details on the bike: the shifter, the sissy bar, the fact that the crank breathers have been made into a feature...

BUT, howdafooq does it stop? Am I missing something or are there no brakes on that bike?


Rear brake is hooked up.No front brake though.


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drgnslyr #302766 12/10/2008 3:16 PM
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My chopper has that same rear break and twin leading shoe front and I still have to plan a block ahead when I want to stop!


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Donny #302767 12/12/2008 1:14 PM
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Hey, if it's thats bad, it's gotta be good!

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nolan #302768 12/15/2008 2:13 AM
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G@# D#$ S$% o# A B$%^ that thing is ugly.

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But you are all missing this "That motor looks really nice"


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