Come one, come all to glorious Westport, MA for the celebration of the ages...that of our God-given right to booze! I am hosting one of my annual benders in honor of the 75th anniversary of the 21st Amendment, which officially repealed the dreaded Prohibitionist 18th Amendment.
In case you missed the
last event, this will be a weekend-long event. None of this, "well it's now Saturday...the party's over" attitude. Following is a list of possible activities:
- Spend the night in the drunk tank
- Embark on a impromptu road trip...Mexico, perhaps?
- Go pick a fight with some junkies in Fall River
- Go to a bar and eat any pickled object they might have in a jar behind the bar
- Invent some new "traditional" drinking songs
- Write an erotic novella
Aside from the possible activities, there will be a few givens. There will be a bonfire every night to light our way thru our many drunken adventures. I have plenty of stringed instruments for those musically inclined. At some point, we'll go rummaging through my house & garage for combustible chemicals to further fuel the raging inferno of the fire.
Floor space is available for those needing an occasional nap. Procuring the necessary supplements for the weekend will be quite simple. One mile east of me is a MA package store. One mile west of me is a RI package store (also a liquor store and there is no bottle deposit in RI). 2 miles southeast of me is an upscale store for those with a "trained palate".
For those of you thinking, "hmmm...that sounds like a swell ole' time, but I'm from (insert name of a state far away from MA). However will I get there." Fear not my friend! There will be a complimentary shuttle service from TF Green airport, just outside of Providence, RI to my place of residence. Actually...I'll just steal a company car from work and pick your sorry ****** up.
All are invited to this extravaganza. Swillers and non-swillers alike. Just as long as you come for the same reason...to celebrate the fact that what's ours is ours. And what might that be? The right to get falling down drunk!
Be part of history, but more importantly...get out here and get drunk!
