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Re: Got kicked out of a bar last night
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Maybe I'm crazy but When I'm in a bar, having a cold drink in my hand is much more important than making a stand on something stupid like hat angle




Call ME crazy but if I owned a small blue collar bar, having a couple of hands with money in front of me is much more important than making a stand on something stupid like hat angle.

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...And I wear a hat all the time.




Hmmmmm.

Well Tom, in THAT case, have you considered looking into that there Rogaine stuff, dude!


(though I suppose ya STILL gotta wonder if that old bag would'a STILL thrown your a$$ out o' that bar if you'd start partin' that new found head o' hair at "one o'clock" on that noggin o' yours, huh?!)



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what kind of gentleman wears a hat inside anyway?



We've had idiots actually wear their hats in church. I've taken a few aside and reminded them that gentleman remove their hats indoors, and certainly in church. The worst are the ones in cowboy hats. Apparently some faux cultural statement is their top priority. The ones in ballcaps are usually just too ignorant to know better.


We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Years ago if you had a tattoo on your arm you were labeled a convict pedophile. And now lawyers have art tattooed down their entire backs.






We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Hmmmmm.

Well Tom, in THAT case, have you considered looking into that there Rogaine stuff, dude!


(though I suppose ya STILL gotta wonder if that old bag would'a STILL thrown your a$$ out o' that bar if you'd start partin' that new found head o' hair at "one o'clock" on that noggin o' yours, huh?!)






The hairs holding in there, thinning but nowhere near what I thought it'd be. I couldnt care either way though, I usually keep it short when I feel like getting a haircut.

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what kind of gentleman wears a hat inside anyway?



We've had idiots actually wear their hats in church. I've taken a few aside and reminded them that gentleman remove their hats indoors, and certainly in church. The worst are the ones in cowboy hats. Apparently some faux cultural statement is their top priority. The ones in ballcaps are usually just too ignorant to know better.




Well, I'm not so sure about that Larry! Now don't quote me here, BUT I've heard that sporting a St.Louis Cardinals cap is perfectly acceptable headwear in many Catholic churches today, dude!

AND, I've also heard even some of the more progressive Presbyterian congregations are even encouraging their followers to wear Los Angeles Angels caps during their services lately....especially around the Anaheim area!!!

(but as I said, don't quote me here, dude)


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What once was taboo slowly becomes accepted as the cranky old folks die off and get replaced by people who could care less if youre hats crooked or you ride a motorcycle. To be labeled a drug dealer because of a hat position is silly.

Why be so offended because a person near you is wearing a hat? I understand if its obstructing view or has a rebel flag wrapped around a middle finger on it. Who are you to be so condescending?

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and asked her if she was russian and told her she was a communist..haha...Then I told her my shoelace was untied and I was wondering if there was a rule against that.





And how old are you, exactly?



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Maybe I'm crazy but When I'm in a bar, having a cold drink in my hand is much more important than making a stand on something stupid like hat angle




Call ME crazy but if I owned a small blue collar bar, having a couple of hands with money in front of me is much more important than making a stand on something stupid like hat angle.


But you don't own a small blue collar bar... Your just some guy that spends way to much time and effort on his hat

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Hey Paula,

I just checked out your hobbies. Mind if I use those on my next 'Match.com' bio? It should scare away the zanies...


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I don't think I wanna be apart of any bar, organistation, relgious order, etc. Thats tells me I can or cannot wear a hat. Or that tells me what kind of hat to wear. What all the fuss about hats anyway. People are nuts.

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Hey Paula,

I just checked out your hobbies. Mind if I use those on my next 'Match.com' bio? It should scare away the zanies...




Hey John-
What EXACTLY are you saying? I thought guys LIKE poking dead things with sticks.....

Try 'Plentyoffish.com'....the profiles are way more entertaining plus it's free so you can save yourself the monthly fee!


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Why, cause he has more money than you?


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Last bar I was "forcibly ejected" from [see also - The Bum's Rush] ended up with a deep & thorough coating of p1ss on their door.

Ah, The Irish and their naughty drinking ways...

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what kind of gentleman wears a hat inside anyway?



We've had idiots actually wear their hats in church. I've taken a few aside and reminded them that gentleman remove their hats indoors, and certainly in church. The worst are the ones in cowboy hats. Apparently some faux cultural statement is their top priority. The ones in ballcaps are usually just too ignorant to know better.




If you are Jewish I think they wear that little cap (can't spell yamica) to remind themselves that there is a greater power or something. So guess it depends on your point of view. I was always taught that a gent does remove a hat in doors. In casual settings I sometimes don't remove my dew rag though.


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Maybe I'm crazy but When I'm in a bar, having a cold drink in my hand is much more important than making a stand on something stupid like hat angle




Call ME crazy but if I owned a small blue collar bar, having a couple of hands with money in front of me is much more important than making a stand on something stupid like hat angle.


But you don't own a small blue collar bar... Your just some guy that spends way to much time and effort on his hat




Youre missing the point, I could care less about the hat angle. Theres no time or effort involved. Its about someone telling me I cant because THEY said so. If SHE was paying ME money I'd turn my hat straight.

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Last bar I was "forcibly ejected" from [see also - The Bum's Rush] ended up with a deep & thorough coating of p1ss on their door.

Ah, The Irish and their naughty drinking ways...




If you've never been thrown out of a bar, you're simply not drinking enough. Or you're not hanging with the right crowd. I'v been thrown out of some of the finest bars on the east coast.

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I don't think I wanna be apart of any bar, organistation, relgious order, etc. Thats tells me I can or cannot wear a hat. Or that tells me what kind of hat to wear. What all the fuss about hats anyway. People are nuts.




No way man, WE'RE the crazy people because WE'RE the ones making a fuss over a hat.

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Why, cause he has more money than you?




Yeah man exactly, congrats

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OK, well, unfortunately I have to go with the bar owner on this one. The local bar that I run Karaoke at had issues with gang banger thugs, to the point that there was a shooting in the parkinglot, 1 dead, 4 injured. So to weed out the thugs, there is a strict dress code, no baggy pants, no untucked shirts, no gang parafenalia, no hats on crooked. etc. That no gang parafenalia includes biker gang colors too! The baddest biker gang in these here parts the Bandidos came in and respected the owners and covered up. Thats the way it should be.

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OK, well, unfortunately I have to go with the bar owner on this one. The local bar that I run Karaoke at had issues with gang banger thugs, to the point that there was a shooting in the parkinglot, 1 dead, 4 injured. So to weed out the thugs, there is a strict dress code, no baggy pants, no untucked shirts, no gang parafenalia, no hats on crooked. etc. That no gang parafenalia includes biker gang colors too! The baddest biker gang in these here parts the Bandidos came in and respected the owners and covered up. Thats the way it should be.




Do they have a sign up there and a bouncer at the door making sure everythings cool with everyone? If so then I also agree with that. Its like an "all or none" policy. Its not exactly like everyone gets in wearing whatever they want and then the owner comes around critiquing individual people.

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Years ago if you had a tattoo on your arm you were labeled a convict pedophile. And now lawyers have art tattooed down their entire backs.









What once was taboo slowly becomes accepted as the cranky old folks die off and get replaced by people who could care less if youre hats crooked or you ride a motorcycle. To be labeled a drug dealer because of a hat position is silly.

Why be so offended because a person near you is wearing a hat? I understand if its obstructing view or has a rebel flag wrapped around a middle finger on it. Who are you to be so condescending?





Oh, so now you're standing up for lawyers? There goes your credibility.

But seriously, only an idiot thinks he isn’t judged by his appearance. What people wear and intentionally do to their bodies does say a lot about them and how they want to be perceived. Anyone who doesn’t want to be treated like a drug dealer or hoodlum probably shouldn’t dress and act like one.


We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Yeah man exactly, congrats




Well, "not exactly" there, Tom. That is unless "Ol' Blue Eyes" found a way to "take it with him", as they say!

(maybe you guys didn't know Frankie is DEAD!!!...I mean, it WAS in all the papers, ya know!)


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was in all the papers before he was born if I remember right, maybe when he was very young. I forget exactly when hedanced his way where ever he ended up.


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But seriously, only an idiot thinks he isn’t judged by his appearance. What people wear and intentionally do to their bodies does say a lot about them and how they want to be perceived. Anyone who doesn’t want to be treated like a drug dealer or hoodlum probably shouldn’t dress and act like one.




EXACTLY, Larry! And THAT'S the reason I NEVER answer my doorbell whenever I see some kid ride up on his bicycle wearin' a white shirt and a tie, and carrying some pamphlets and a book with him!!!




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was in all the papers before he was born if I remember right, maybe when he was very young. I forget exactly when hedanced his way where ever he ended up.




Well Ian, unless Tom is about 10 years ago(which for some reason I got the impression Paula might think so after reading her addition to this thread) "Ol' Blue Eyes" wasn't "reunited" with the rest of the "Rat Pack", either "up there" OR "down there", all that long ago, dude!


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I thought it was over 20 years ago.


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Nope, Ian! But I think Peter Lawford(who I'll bet Tom has absolutely NO friggin' IDEA who HE was EITHER...considerin' that he didn't even know what the term "rakish" meant) died about that long ago, dude!



(which begs the question...what the heck's WRONG with these friggin' kids today, HUH?!)



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Years ago if you had a tattoo on your arm you were labeled a convict pedophile. And now lawyers have art tattooed down their entire backs.









What once was taboo slowly becomes accepted as the cranky old folks die off and get replaced by people who could care less if youre hats crooked or you ride a motorcycle. To be labeled a drug dealer because of a hat position is silly.

Why be so offended because a person near you is wearing a hat? I understand if its obstructing view or has a rebel flag wrapped around a middle finger on it. Who are you to be so condescending?





Oh, so now you're standing up for lawyers? There goes your credibility.

But seriously, only an idiot thinks he isn’t judged by his appearance. What people wear and intentionally do to their bodies does say a lot about them and how they want to be perceived. Anyone who doesn’t want to be treated like a drug dealer or hoodlum probably shouldn’t dress and act like one.




Well I can agree with you to a certain extent, but the problem is that theres no handbook that describes what a drug dealer dresses like. So the classification varies on person to person. I dont dress like a drug dealer, they have more money than me.

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Nope, Ian! But I think Peter Lawford(who I'll bet Tom has absolutely NO friggin' IDEA who HE was EITHER...considerin' that he didn't even know what the term "rakish" meant) died about that long ago, dude!



(which begs the question...what the heck's WRONG with these friggin' kids today, HUH?!)






I knew that he died, I was just using him as an example of someone who wore his hat crooked.

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Actually they do have a big sign now that states their dress code. And also the sign about right to refuse service to anyone they choose. I have seen guys come in and get turned away cuz of what they were wearing etc. Had one get half dragged out kicking and screaming after he was told to either remove his hat or turn it forward 3 times. ( screaming like a girl and in his late 40's to early 50's ) I was almost rollin on the floor laughing.

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Nope, Ian! But I think Peter Lawford(who I'll bet Tom has absolutely NO friggin' IDEA who HE was EITHER...considerin' that he didn't even know what the term "rakish" meant) died about that long ago, dude!



(which begs the question...what the heck's WRONG with these friggin' kids today, HUH?!)






I knew that he died, I was just using him as an example of someone who wore his hat crooked.




OH! Okay, Tom.

But are you talkin' about Sinatra OR Lawford here, kid???

'Cuz I think I remember seein' Lawford wearin' his "chapeau"(BTW, THAT'S another word for "HAT"...though I admit it IS french ) at a "jaunty angle" somewhere in the "distant" past!!! BUT, you probably won't know about that there "distant past" thing, huh?!

(and BTW...if you haven't figured this out by now...YES!!! THIS "old man" here IS being "condescending"...BECAUSE...you WON'T let this friggin' little "hat" issue GOOOOOOOOOO!...which is actually fine by ME, 'cuz I ENJOY crackin' myself up around here, as I'm almost sure you might have noticed by now!!!)

(ain't I an "infuriating old man"???!!!)


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Actually they do have a big sign now that states their dress code. And also the sign about right to refuse service to anyone they choose. I have seen guys come in and get turned away cuz of what they were wearing etc. Had one get half dragged out kicking and screaming after he was told to either remove his hat or turn it forward 3 times. ( screaming like a girl and in his late 40's to early 50's ) I was almost rollin on the floor laughing.




Hey if you got a sign, and a legitimate reason behind it (gangs)..then am all for that and would respect that. But in my case there was no sign, and no dress code at all, much less a reason from the owner. If he came up and said "hey we have a straight hat policy because we've had alot of problems with gangs" then it wouldve been fine with me. Her reason was "we all wear our hats the same here"...screw that

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Nope, Ian! But I think Peter Lawford(who I'll bet Tom has absolutely NO friggin' IDEA who HE was EITHER...considerin' that he didn't even know what the term "rakish" meant) died about that long ago, dude!



(which begs the question...what the heck's WRONG with these friggin' kids today, HUH?!)






I knew that he died, I was just using him as an example of someone who wore his hat crooked.




OH! Okay, Tom.

But are you talkin' about Sinatra OR Lawford here, kid???

'Cuz I think I remember seein' Lawford wearin' his "chapeau"(BTW, THAT'S another word for "HAT"...though I admit it IS french ) at a "jaunty angle" somewhere in the "distant" past!!! BUT, you probably won't know about that there "distant past" thing, huh?!

(and BTW...if you haven't figured this out by now...YES!!! THIS "old man" here IS being "condescending"...BECAUSE...you WON'T let this friggin' little "hat" issue GOOOOOOOOOO!...which is actually fine by ME, 'cuz I ENJOY crackin' myself up around here, as I'm almost sure you might have noticed by now!!!)

(ain't I an "infuriating old man"???!!!)




Yeah I have no idea about the other guy or about anything youre typing at me...haha All I know is you better have a sign up if you want me to listen...haha

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GOOD! Now can we finally lay to rest this "most pressing" of topics about that clueless PROPRIETOR, and how she "took away your Rights as an American", once and for all???

(I mean...it's NOT as though she called you a friggin' "traitor to your country" or anything, ya know!)



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GOOD! Now can we finally lay to rest this "most pressing" of topics about that clueless PROPRIETOR, and how she "took away your Rights as an American", once and for all???

(I mean...it's NOT as though she called you a friggin' "traitor to your country" or anything, ya know!)






Im sure someone will come in with their infinate knowledge of what drug dealers wear.

Re: Got kicked out of a bar last night
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OOOOH! I LIKE it!!!

Everybody now.....

And the sign says, "Buzz cut Triumph Riders
-with their caps turn to the side,

Should listen to Ol' Granny
and don't be so darn snide

But Tom here thought he'd make an real issue
-about what Granny said

So he got his a$$ thrown out of the place
-and pretty much "made his own bed"

Signs, Signs, everywhere a sign
-Do this, Don't do that
-can't you read the signs?

(Yep...that was probably before "your time" too, Tom...sorry)





(GOD, I love it around here)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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