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And more from those fun loving Aussies as a nation they can be relied upon to get staright to the point but this guy must have death wish. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7567239.stm
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Ewww , wonder what those GUYS look (or smell) like ?
.......sometimes it's hard to be ... a woman ...... Tammy Wynette , circa late 60's
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He is being under fire for being brutally honest and stating his opinion. People get offended for the silliest things nowadays, kudos to him for not retracting his comments and sticking with his guns. BTW look and those population numbers... if you were in your 20's would you want to be living there?
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But, what about us ugly guys??? Is there not a town somewhere that has a lopsided ratio of women to men?
JB
"Long live the Duck Force!"
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Ewww , wonder what those GUYS look (or smell) like ?
Heard a radio report on this story this morning. One woman when asked about meeting prospective mate said, "The odds are good, but the goods are odd".
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Chorus:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Chorus
A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Chorus
Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.
Chorus
Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
Harry Belafonte
Last edited by oneijack; 08/18/2008 12:36 PM.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Mount Isa, Australia Where men are men and the sheep are nervous! Gud day! 
One day as a tiger is worth a thousand as a sheep
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Actually, that was Jimmy Soul.... not Belafonte 
More flags
More fun!
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uh ha! finally a place where women from cow hampshire (now i don't mean ALL women from cow hampshire) can go to find love! go get em' girls. 
"if at first you don't succeed, failure may just be your style"
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Actually, that was Jimmy Soul.... not Belafonte
Thank you, but what I posted was the Belefonte version.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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ALL women should be treated the same, as in put on a pedestal. [it makes it easier to look under their dress]
some people are like slinkies, they serve no purpose, but, they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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But, what about us ugly guys??? Is there not a town somewhere that has a lopsided ratio of women to men?
But if you're an ugly guy it doesn't matter where you live in this world, just how much $$ you have... 
Remember, it's not the face you're f*%#'n it's the f*%# your facin'
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But, what about us ugly guys??? Is there not a town somewhere that has a lopsided ratio of women to men?
But if you're an ugly guy it doesn't matter where you live in this world, just how much $$ you have...
Remember, it's not the face you're f*%#'n it's the f*%# your facin'
 Gentlemen..I feel i should inform you..there are Ladies present.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Gentlemen..I feel i should inform you..there are Ladies present.
 Ugly Ladies? 
Certainly not.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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One woman when asked about meeting prospective mate said, "The odds are good, but the goods are odd".
This pretty much sums up the fact that there are some on each side of the hormone pool with some degree of eye appeal deficiency. However, I for one, must say that I've reached a point in life where a woman smells good, has clean clothes, doesn't need to shave more than weekly and is small enough that I can defend myself against - She's fine with me... I suppose it works like that for old ladies, too at some point. Ya see, old, ugly folk (not unlike myself) like companionship just as much as cute folk.
Its just like fly fishin - Its all in the presentation.
2004 Triumph Speedmaster (J Lo) 2006 Yamaha Stratoliner (Adele)
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Hey Blue Nose, There are no sheep in the Isa. You must be thinking about New Zealand.  Mt Isa is about 8 hours west of me. I rode out a while ago for something to do. It is a very large mining town, with high lead levels in the water. Yes, there is a lack of women out there. It would take a special kind of woman to live there, good or bad looking. It has its good points and bad points. If you look at a map it is in the middle of nowhere, right at the edge of the outback and desert. We get a lot of people from the Isa moving to the coast. Still, after a few years you look twice at the roos and camels out there.(lots of wild camels out there) 
A dog, a bike, a ute,
Now in the deep south.. Newcastle.
Cold winters, cold rain
Come on summer
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Hey Blue Nose,
There are no sheep in the Isa. You must be thinking about New Zealand.
Mt Isa is about 8 hours west of me. I rode out a while ago for something to do. It is a very large mining town, with high lead levels in the water. Yes, there is a lack of women out there. It would take a special kind of woman to live there, good or bad looking. It has its good points and bad points. If you look at a map it is in the middle of nowhere, right at the edge of the outback and desert. We get a lot of people from the Isa moving to the coast. Still, after a few years you look twice at the roos and camels out there.(lots of wild camels out there)
Thanks for that.......Correction.....
Isa..Where Men and Men and the Camels are Nervous!
I here there are some good looking sheep in New Zealand
One day as a tiger is worth a thousand as a sheep
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Gentlemen..I feel i should inform you..there are Ladies present.
Ugly Ladies?
Certainly not.
Yeah and we can even read..... whether ugly or not.
And all the pics I've seen we are not ugly. After all we ride Triumphs. 
Gina
03 America - Pretty stock - except the TBS wheel... 
06 America - missing, presumed in bits. With it's TBS wheel... 
09 America - It's very blue....
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Any lady on a Triumph is far from ugly 
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Chorus:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Chorus
A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Chorus
Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.
Chorus
Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
Harry Belafonte
there nis no way to be happy and married. Ugly ones are jealous and needy.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Any lady on a Triumph is far from ugly
Or at least she can get far away from him in short order. 
Thom
I might be wrong, I sometimes am.
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there nis no way to be happy and married. Ugly ones are jealous and needy.
Wow! Well, after noticin' how old THIS thread is and how far back the last entry was before it's now been resurrected by the Greenhorn here, AND after readin' his addition to it, I'm kind'a guessin' that we'all got ourselves a newly divorced Texan who's just bought himself a new motorcycle to help him get over his breakup, AND has ALSO found out how to use the "Search" function 'round these here parts TOO, HUH???!!!
So Crazy Horse..err, I mean locopony, how close is my guess here, HUH?! 
(actually loco, I gotta say figurin' out how to work this here Search function 'round here in such a short amount o' time IS a pretty impressive feat...'cause I'VE been around these here parts since almost Day One, and I STILL have ME a mighty hard time figurin' out how to use the gall-darn thing sometimes!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Oh, and btw loco, I ALSO gotta say that that there "premise" o' yours about fellas not bein' able to be married AND happy all at the same time, is..well..a premise that's full o' Longhorn steer manure! 'Cause ya SEE Cowboy, I'm livin' PROOF that that there "premise" o' yours is full of it!!! 'Cause ya see Cowboy, I'm now goin' on 20 year o' being in JUST that kind'a situation! (happy and married, that is...though WHATEVER y'all do, DON'T ASK the Little Lady how she feels 'bout the whole thing...OKAY???!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Chorus:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Chorus
A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Chorus
Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.
Chorus
Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
Harry Belafonte
Didn't work for me
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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Oh, and one more thing here folks, it wasn't Harry Belafonte who wrote, or sang or made a hit 1960's record of "If You Want To Be Happy(for the rest of your life)", it was...drum roll please...Jimmy Soul!
(and now...Day-o, Day-o, Daytime come and me gonna go play tennis...see y'all later...err, I mean..see you later, mon!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I just wanna say I don't live any where near Mt Isa.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Yeah... we sorta have this thing about resurrecting old threads... 
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