 An Aussie wife scorned.
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Hmmmm I have a thing about Aussies they dont mess about with social niceties they are direct and to the point.  http://cgi.ebay.com/EMPTY-CONDOM-PACKET-...t=1218716384817 :dont mess with me ok:
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a cracker 
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That is the best thing I've seen all week, an I saw a Bough Superior this week, so thats saying something. I roared when I read it.  Tip Top Old boy!  Beats the old Aus gag about Antipodian foreplay, which i recall consisted of shouting brace yer self Sheila/flossy! Straight down the middle straightforward people who say exactly what they think, just like yorkshiremen, eh Lads.
The path of excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom
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Fe Butt
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Can you believe the price it's at?!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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I,m gunna be watching & waiting to see how much she sells his Harley for
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Complete Newb
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I wonder how much it costs to ship a Harley from Australia to the U.S.? I could buy the Thruxton I have my eye on and some other bike.
In the land of the insane when you look around and find you are like everyone else, you discover that you are normal.
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Now that is brilliant, made me laugh out loud and woke the mrs up... 
Ray(UK)
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Hmm she's local to me... maybe I should find out who she is and offer her $20 for the HD? 
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Loquacious
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 is this real ?????
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Loquacious
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Loquacious
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I just went to e-bay.......I'll be,,,,,it's real !
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Reminds me of a funny story. Probably 20years ago.. The Spokesman Review had a classified add for a PORSHE 911 $20 great shape... The article a week later about it said that the buyer thought "i'm sure its a typo but even 20,000 is still really cheap for a Porsche" turns out the lady selling the car only wanted twenty bucks. She was getting a divorce and her ex wanted her to "sell the car and send me half the money"  Paybacks a beeotch
Black '06 Speedmaster, BUB of course.
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Ok I have to ask...what were you searching for that led to that you stumbling across that?! 
In the land of the insane when you look around and find you are like everyone else, you discover that you are normal.
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i believe ive just ****** myself , man thats the funniest thing ive seen in ages . gotta luv them Aussies. 
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