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"Enjoy every sandwich"......Warren Zevon
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"Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
Ride On!
Airguy
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You gotta' be smart to be lazy(and get a job done)
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He isn't totally useless he can always serve as a bad example.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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"Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
Ain't that the truth!
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Quote:
random concerned citizen, in relation to the rise of 'gas' prices in the US
"I'm just gonna close my eyes and pump"
  
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Check Pants
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A few favorite motorsports related quotes:
“You are given a checkbook when you start this sport. Each time you walk away from an accident you must write a check to the angels. The trick is to retire before you empty the checkbook.â€
Gerhard Berger
“It is better to enter a corner slow and exit fast than to enter a corner fast and exit deadâ€
Sterling Moss
“Besides motor racing, the only true sports are bull-fighting and mountain climbing, the rest are children’s games played by men.â€
Ernest Hemingway
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Should be Riding
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renegade, Quote:
“I wave to kids and old ladies get me to stop so they can cross the road. I guess thats my redeeming quality. But let it fly man ....repeat after me...... I will unscrew your head and shiit down your neck. Then give em the one finger salute @1@â€
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“They got the Snap on calender changed to some bull shiit tool add thing, NO BABES..... (The moral majority is nether) I hate this kind of thing we ride free and live in the wind for a reason, FREEDOM of rights for all. I didn't put my asss on the line in 1968 so I could come home to this kind of thingâ€
Bayern710, Quote:
I'm posting like a bloody fart, and it's still stuck to my shoe like a piece of paper coming out of the loo...â€
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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My favorite quote of all time...
“The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.â€
-Albert Einstein
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It's a sick world and I'm a happy guy.
When guns are outlawed , only outlaws will own guns.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
When he11 freezes over I'll ride there too.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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"Who the ****** wants to hear actors talk?" – H. M. Warner, co-founder of Warner Brothers, 1927 on the future of cinema with sound.
"Who the ****** wants to hear actors talk?" - me, about actors political views. 
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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!
Black '07 Speedmaster FTW!
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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!
now that struck me funny!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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"Stray dogs that live on the highway walk on three legs"
"A point in every direction is as good as no point at all"
"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"
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"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"
Freewill Rush by any chance? 
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you think straight
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Good judgement comes from experience. And a lot of that experience comes from bad judgement.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's amor'e.........
When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub....... that's a mao'ri
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When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's amor'e.........
When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub....... that's a mao'ri
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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"Always carry a litterbag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it get's too full, you can throw it out the window."
Steve Martin
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"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause it's bugger all down here on earth.."
The Galaxy Song
Monty Python
The Meaning Of Life
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Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
- Cliff "Cheers"
06 Speedmaster. Black and Sunset Red.
SS long slash, 135/45, AI out.
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Experience:
That which you gain shortly after you need it.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold
-W.B. Yeats
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"Sometimes you need to look reality in the eye, and deny it."
-- Garrison Keillor
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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A guy on some forums I read offers the following advice to women:
A man is like a cigar,
If you dont suck on it, it goes out.
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maybe not a quote, but I think it's funny:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
LOL
Black '07 Speedmaster FTW!
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"I sense the Hand of Smiting about to come down."
Steelheart- '03 Speedmaster Black/Yellow
The Hayabusa Killa
16" Shorties/140 mains/Airbox drilled
Procom CDI
"There is no cure for Celibacy. But we can treat the symptoms."
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I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
- George Best
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Man who fart in church sit in his own pew.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Love, that's the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle.
(S. Barger)
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Love, that's the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle.
(S. Barger)
Wow.
Finally, a definition of love I understand! 
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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"If you love something, set it free."
"If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it..."
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"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
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"People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."
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"Live and Learn or Crash and Burn." 
Steelheart- '03 Speedmaster Black/Yellow
The Hayabusa Killa
16" Shorties/140 mains/Airbox drilled
Procom CDI
"There is no cure for Celibacy. But we can treat the symptoms."
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Political science is like science fiction only less relevant.
(Wizard of Id)
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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"It just goes to show ya,,,It's always somethin" Roseanna Rosannadanna" Saturday night live...
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"Try not. Do or do not, there is no try."
-Yota
Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
if life gives you lemons keep them because hey,free lemons.
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I wanted to be a self made man until I found out it took a lot of working parts. (Frank and Ernest)
I thought I was in love once but it turned out to be indigestion. (Leroy Lockhorn)
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
-Edmund Hillary
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