 Just my luck
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So I am going to the baby store today with the wife, her in the neighbors mini van and I took the bike, its a nice day so why not.
Anyhow I see a Speedmaster on the side of the road and the owner is looking at a car for sale in a feild. I wave and drive on by.. Well next to the baby store is a bad called "dog and duck". Its kind of a yuppie biker bar. you know the were not taking the bikes unless its 70 and sunny out bikers.. Anyhow jake is throwing a fit so I take him out and push him on the side walk. I look over and the Triumph is over at the bar. I stroll over with the kid and we talk, he just got the bike last week, wants ot do stuff to it, so i gave him a few web sites, and vendor places. We chatted for about 5 to 10 min when Jessica walks up and says "lets go honey".. I am puttign Jake in the car seat when I look up and see 4 sporsters ride in all being ridden by some pretty hot chicks.. jess of course see that I am looking, and tells me to stay if i want to. Yeah talk about loading the trap.. I of course have to decline, she smiles and we go home..
But we may get a new member here, so that is good.
Got caught looking at biker chicks, bad
Caught by wife, very bad
Caught looking at girls by wife while putting the kid in the car,, VERY VERY BAD..
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Re: Just my luck
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HA!
My daughters get more upset when they catch me casting an appreciative glance than my wife does. After 22 years together and with 3 women at my house(two of whom are teenagers) SHE knows that the last thing I need is ANOTHER woman.
Thom
I might be wrong, I sometimes am.
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Darn Matt, next time you just gotta say "Honey, did you see how flat that Sporty's front tire was?" and make your poor judgement a safety issue 
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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3/4 Throttle
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..Take a tip from a Coach Mechanic friend of mine who spotted some stunning girls at the side of the road. Forgetting that the women were with us, they were in the back, he whistled and said "did you see that ?" to which his wife said knowingly "what?". "That Duple Dominant Royal Tiger on the 15 metre Leyland Chassis, what a beauty", and cast a wink in my direction. 
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.
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Worn Saddle
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Quote:
HA!
My daughters get more upset when they catch me casting an appreciative glance than my wife does. After 22 years together and with 3 women at my house(two of whom are teenagers) SHE knows that the last thing I need is ANOTHER woman.
Hah! My middle SON gets all over my rear if I chat up a girl clerk at the store, just kidding around and teasing her stuff. "Dad, quit flirting with those girls!" Geez, I can't take him anywhere! 
Fidelis et Fortis
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Adjunct
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The day I stop looking and admiring pretty ladies I will be 6 feet under. Oh yeah been caught by my wife many many times over the last 25 years. It use to bother her now she rarely says a thing. Sometimes but very rarely she will point them out to me. Usually its with disapporving eyes did you see her type of thing. To mess with her I say no should I turn around to get another look. Then I get the married eye roll. All is good and your wife probably has already forgot about it unless she comes to this site.
You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one
John Lennon
Imagine
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty, anyone who keeps learning stays young, the greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford
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Monkey Butt
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I've been married almost 33 years and my wife has completely given up the dirty look when I look at pretty girls. It's like scratching or snoring, one of those things that's going to happen no matter what she thinks so she has just learned to live with it. I do try to keep the “Yeow BABY†comments to a minimum however.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Loquacious
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My wife and i have an understaning. If its a woman and she's breathing, i check her out. Same goes for her. If its a man and hes breathing she checks them out. Our favorite tv show is Dancing with the Stars. Eye candy we can both enjoy. Though i think i get the best of that deal
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
Seller of fine automobiles.
Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga
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