So this traveling salesman (let's say for Jaffa cakes) is motoring down the road and breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He sees a light at a house not too far away, so he walks to the door and rings the bell. The door is opened by a 5-year old boy, who strangely enough is holding a lit cigar in one hand and a tumbler of whiskey in the other. The man asks the boy "Are your parents around?" The boy looks up and says "What the %$&*@ do you think?"
