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i got my beautiful bride what i considered the BEST gift for valentines,,, a beautiful, shiney, new trolling motor!! what more could any woman ask for??? wemmin all over america today are getting useless stuff ,like diamonds, candy, flowers, etc.,, i decided to really DELUXE my lovely wife,, so i picked her out a deluxe trolling motor...i figure with her getting so lucky today,,,i just might "get lucky" tonight,, what more could any woman ask for???? am i a class act,,,,or what????
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lol,, so tell us, how did that go?
I got a card and a payment slip for a new set of ear buds lol
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Now that's funny!  A rancher friend of mine got his wife a manure spreader for her tractor one year. Yep they'er still married! 
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i got my beautiful bride what i considered the BEST gift for valentines,,, a beautiful, shiney, new trolling motor!! what more could any woman ask for??? wemmin all over america today are getting useless stuff ,like diamonds, candy, flowers, etc.,, i decided to really DELUXE my lovely wife,, so i picked her out a deluxe trolling motor...i figure with her getting so lucky today,,,i just might "get lucky" tonight,, what more could any woman ask for???? am i a class act,,,,or what????
I have an abandoned school bus, with most of the windows intact, if you need a place to stay later. 
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I was thinkin about a Husqvarna chainsaw for her, then I remembered that they have guns and bikes too, sounds like the perfect giftset...
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 you are the most suave dude I know !
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what more could any woman ask for
I personally try to stick with half a bottle of whusky, a blindfold and some handcuffs, but then again im a romantic.
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that just makes me melt...
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I understand completely. I wooed the wife some 210 dogyears ago (30 years for non dogs) with a shiney new engagement washing machine! Man, am I romantic or what? (It was a little tough presenting it to her on bended knee tho...)  later, Tom.
Last edited by panman60; 02/15/2008 10:58 AM.
But, what do I know?
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