Those that "know" me know I have three dogs 2 labs and a chow - all rescued from bad situations- that are my family. I spend a lot time training and playing with them, and they are better behaved than most people's children. We had a nice day yesterday, high 50's and sunshine, so earlier that day I spent a little time working with them on some training and afterwards played some ball. I also took the lot of them with me running errands, so they got a car ride out of the day as well.
Last night my black Lab wouldn't do much of anything other than whimper and lay on his side. When he would get up, it was a slow process with some whining and obvious discomfort and instability. My wife and I recounted the day and we racked our heads trying to think if he could have gotten into anything. You see, his gauge of determining edibility is if it fits into this mouth, he can probably eat it- we've done the "peroxide boogie" more than once (think welding gloves, a full face helmet, motorcycle jacket, a turkey baster, peroxide, and a really irritated 80lb dog that doesn't "want" any more peroxide). We couldn't think of anything, so thinking it wasn't poisoning, we decided to wait it out till morning. The dogs are inside dogs with the rest of us (wife and son + a few cats). We could hear Logan crying and moaning on and off till 2 am. I'd get up and check on him about every 30 minutes, till the (pregnant) wife suggested I go sleep somewhere closer to him (the couch) so I could keep a better "eye" on him (in my sleep?). So I did. 7:00 am rolls around and he ain't moving. My heart gets in my throat as I call him and grab the nape of his neck. He snorts- I sigh and give thanks. But now he isn't even opening his eyes. I call our vet, who is three towns and a county away, at 7 am on Sunday morning, and he tells me to meet him at the clinic in 45 minutes. All I can figure is they didn't have caller ID (before today).
I grab a banana, a coke, and a Tramadol and haul the dog to the truck and we're off. Logan gets to ride in front seat- a rare treat- and he just lays there, head in my lap, half asleep. The fog this morning is so thick I can't see the stripes on the road 50 feet in front of me. 45 minutes is going to be close- it's a 30 minute trip on a good day, and this morning is sucking pretty hard. The only good things so far is the vet answered the phone and the dog is still alive.
We roll into town in 44 minutes and I get the dog out. Well, poo- I forgot a leash. I dug some rope out of the truck and tied up a make shift choker and slipped it on him and called him to come, knowing good and well I'd be carrying his limp body into the exam table.
Hmmm. Seems he suddenly got a whole lot better... hmmmm... Logan is sniffing around, "marking" stuff, and generally looking pretty healthy. He and I had a little chat about the process of taking a dogs temperature and I suggested he look a wee bit more downtrodden by the time we get to the door, or the Doc might not understand; but I was glad to see him on his feet and moving none the less.
After a pretty thorough exam that included a muzzle and $145, the doc seems to think he may have a little hip dysplasia...
or he pulled a muscle in his butt. The dog is currently on $1-per-pill meds @ 2 x a day and happy as a clam. I mean, why wouldn't he be- the pills taste like beef and they make him fart. I mean, for Logan if that ain't livin, well...
