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Wife is headed out the door to drop the little one off and then to work. She has her car key in her hand when the last second rat race begins. She then proceeds to lose the car key amidst the fun. I observe her checking the fridge, the garbage, the table, the junk drawer, the garbage again, the fridge again and finally she starts to pat/frisk herself at which point... I step up and and offer to help.. Without missing a beat she snaps, "Their not in my bra".... I slowly walk away....

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I step up and and offer to help.. Without missing a beat she snaps, "Their not in my bra".... I slowly walk away....

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Shes got you figured

Sounds like something Kimmy would say....I have lost the keys to my Triumph while on the road twice....once at a festival is South Georgia (4 hour delay, someone FINALLY turned them in), and once in Alabama at the Barbor vintage rally....1 hour delay....

Reminds me of when I told my late wife I was getting a bike again.

I said "I'm having a mid life crisis and have a choice. I can get a motorbike or chase young women".

Her reply was, "you'll end up doing yourself an injury whatever you chose, but you've got more of a chance getting a good looking bike than a good looking woman. Besides that I bet your bike riding is better than........ !"