 You might be a Harley ridder if
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you want to wave but can't let go of the bars long enough because of the insane vibration
you never need an oil change cause you just top it off every week
you don't wave to sportbike riders cause you don't want to drop your tools
you have more tattoos than teeth
if you confuse the word character with the more proper term engineering flaws
you have a "no solicitors" sign on your front door because you are easily taken in by marketing ploys
you are holding up motorhomes on a mountain road
"water cooled" means standing in the rain on the side of the road waiting for the wrecker
you spend more time honing your atitude (ie wardrobe) than honing your riding skills
you think parts falling off your bike on the way home from the dealership is no big deal
you absolutley must over rev your motor by 3500rpm when passing or turning into the dealership
your bike payment is more than your house payment
you dress up like a carnie when you ride your bike
you think fuel injection is a new thing
at anytime after 1972 you thought tassles were cool
you have a house that is mobile and 3 bikes that aren't
you define performance as the sound of your pipes while under an overpass
your bike leans further on it's sidestand than it does on a highway
the home depot paint mixer makes you crave a ride
the output decibel of your exhaust exceeds the horse power output of your motor
Dont like what you see??? Big red X in the top right of your screen will fix it!
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There is no mercy there!!!
I prefer to think of all of us 2 wheelers against the 4-wheelers.
You are a 2-wheeler if you think air condition is the wind in your face and heating a layered thing.
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Complete Newb
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Loquacious
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 Cap'n we've taken a couple of hits to our hull !
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Your road king has cruise control and it isn't offered for your "Rocket Tourer"?
Jerry
2005 America, Green, Thunderbike exhaust
LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET THE HE** OUT OF THE WAY!
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I just printed that out----gonna send it to my son the Sportster rider.
07 America, Pacific Blue/New England White.
SSgt. USAF 67-71
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Monkey Butt
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You mixed some Triumph traits in by accident  Like over 1/2 of them  Look at the rally pics costumes and the threads on pipes and carbs 
I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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HAHA!! That is definitely the truth...
2007 TBA - Pacific Blue/New England White
Mods: Highway windscreen, tall sissy bar/rack, TOR-short, tachometer
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Fe Butt
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Wait one second there, Matt!!! If someone was indeed a Harley "ridder", wouldn't all these issues be in their past, and they'd most likely be well on their way to some form of motorcycle enlightenment, and thus of course, Triumph ownership?!  In fact, now that I further ponder this, I believe one of our associates who goes by the pseudonym of "XHD" around here just might be a prime example of this particular phenomenon.  (sorry Matt...couldn't resist...I'm probably still a little envious of that FREE new big-screen TV set o' yours, dude) 
Last edited by Dwight; 12/31/2007 2:08 PM.
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Fe Butt
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Quote:
You mixed some Triumph traits in by accident
Like over 1/2 of them
Look at the rally pics costumes and the threads on pipes and carbs
Should send him a dress too! (sportster = girls bike not a sexuality slap)
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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