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I do declare that cigareetes & whusky are the best things on earth!

CIGARETTES, WHISKEY AND WILD WILD WOMEN

chorus: Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;

Once I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me for life
Then I met with a gal and we went on a spree
She taught me smokin' and drinkin' whiskee
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Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
Take warning dear friend, take warning dear brother
A fire's on one end, a fools on the t'other.
(CHORUS)

And now good people, I'm broken with faith
The lines on my face make a well written page
I'm weavin' this story -- how sadly but true
On women and whiskey and what they can do
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Write the cross at the head of my grave
For women and whiskey here lies a poor slave.
Take warnin' poor stranger, take warnin' dear friend
In wide clear letters this tale of my end.
(CHORUS)

The top two most prevalent addictions and the top two causes of premature death in the industrialized WORLD!!

These are your choices!!??

Why not add mainlining and Meth use? Get it all taken care of at once!

Then you can "Live fast, die young, and leave a great looking corpse"

Like these people....

BEFORE



AFTER

I hear Meth will help me loose the weight I gained when I quit smoking?

I'm glad I gave almost everything up when I was young. Smoked a little wacky tabacky for a few years after I quit everything else but gave that up too ,many years ago.

Spent my cigarette and booze money on bikes instead.

Matt, Matt, Matt!

I think you need to hear directly from those poor lost souls who've been down this rocky path before you and can tell you where you're headed if you don't change your evil ways, young man.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FqxIARvy1nE

You SEE???!!! You'll never be able to sing on key ever again!!!

Especially once you start dancin' that darn ol' HOOTCHIE COO!

(actually dude...please watch your "intake"...I don't want to hear any more bad news about any of our members around here...OKAY?!)

"three score years and ten" that'll do me. Living on borrowed time anyhow......

stopped smoking to avoid getting cancer !

live every day as if it is your last 'coz one day it will be !

I'll drink to that !

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If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.

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That does say alot!
I've eased up quite a bit since my younger days but I don't regret the life I lived.

Matt,
Do it while ya can, if nothing else it will give lots of good stories to tell when ya can't.

Terry my friend dont worry ive got storries. But the best one is the one that lies ahead. INTO GLORY RIDE!!

Always is
Have anothern

ive been drinkin since 5../,... yesterday. This is where dreams are made.

Yeah but them dreams get sticky
Have anothern

crunch!! you totally went there. dont make me challange you to a tobacco finger stain contest

Ya can't win, I smoke em down to 1/4 inch.

the stains on my fingers call your bet and raise it 10

Speaking of drinking and Terry, I was drinking some beer the other day that reminded me of him...

A slight resemblance there.
Was the beer good?

If you like a really hoppy beer then it's great

Well after being on a bender you might be a little ahead right now.

Ahh,really hoppy is a little to hoppy for me.

Well, you're in luck then, Terry. I don't know if you know this but there's a worldwide hop shortage.

No kiddin'!!! My friend who owns a brew pub here in Torrance CA was on Page 1 of the local newspaper earlier this week, and along side his picture was the headline, "UnHoppy Brewers")

(and NO...just because that was one lousy pun DON'T go jumpin' to any false conclusions!!!....No! I DON'T write for that newspaper!!!!)

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(and NO...just because that was one lousy pun DON'T go jumpin' to any false conclusions!!!....No! I DON'T write for that newspaper!!!!)

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Boy, with a headline like that I thought you did.

Life isn't a rehearsal - THIS IS IT and you only got one !

There has been some sad, bad news on this site recently and I know from experience the gamut of emotions those guys are going through. I wish I could comfort them but it hurts me as much now as it did on 27 Feb 2006 when my wife died. Today she would have been 56. We met when she was 15 and would have been married 35 years this year.

We sacrificed so much raising and providing for a family and were looking forward to a long and comfortable retirement.

I think of the things we said we'd do "when the kids grew up and didn't need us any more", "when we had saved enough money". "when we didn't have to work" and "when the house is paid for".

The times when we were tempted to spend money we hadn't got. While all our friend were borrowing money like crazy, running up big debts for foreign holidays and new cars. where are they now ? Still borrowing and spending and struggling to pay the bills. No early retirement for them ! but they have been places, done things and lived life to the full.

Don't get me wrong, me and the wife and family travelled a lot from Los Angeles to Dubai, the Canary Islands to Austria and in relative luxury. But there was a lot more we had planned.

Now I've got my big payout from pensions, severance pay and insurances. The house is worth a fortune, at least 40 times what it cost me to build in 1972 - 75 and we could now have lived the life we'd planned and saved for.

What good is all this money to me ? Half of it is hers and she isn't here to enjoy it.

And if I get old and need care, the government will take it all off me to pay for it. If I didn't have money - I'd get it for free !

So live your lives to the full. As long as you don't harm anyone else or expect them to bail you out, then good luck to you !

Most of all do what YOU want to do and do it NOW.