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#203467 09/19/2007 1:12 PM
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My wife's girlfriend thought a sidebar article in a magazine called 'Best of Life' was hilarious. A little follow-up research produced this gem:

motorcycling may be one of risk factors for ED



"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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bonnyusa #203468 09/19/2007 1:21 PM
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Hmmmmm. And I always thought having Existential dysfunction had to do with being in the age group that typically is described as "Old Geezers"

So if you ride a lot and you are over 50 can you get Viagra over the counter without a prescription?


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bonnyusa #203469 09/19/2007 1:30 PM
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It's always had the opposite effect on me.


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clanrickarde #203470 09/19/2007 1:34 PM
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Well, previous studies have shown sex over 50 can be dangerous to those involved.....and that is much safer to pull over to the side of the road.

(now...how old is THAT joke, huh?!)



Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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bonnyusa #203471 09/19/2007 1:40 PM
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How about some Harley bashing?....I got a really great deal on a Snortster 883 quite a few years back. My big complaint with the bike was the stock seat. After about an hour or two of riding, a certain friend of mine would fall asleep. Didn't notice it until I went to the bathroom, and what a peculiar feeling that is, or isn't.... AND, just like when your foot falls asleep, that certain painful tingling when waking occurs Try walking when that happens!!!

later, Tom.


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panman60 #203472 09/19/2007 1:44 PM
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Your right. your average Hardley would numb an 18 year olds crotch to the point of distraction after a long ride.

N***** nuts?


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panman60 #203473 09/19/2007 1:54 PM
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How about some Harley bashing?....I got a really great deal on a Snortster 883 quite a few years back. My big complaint with the bike was the stock seat. After about an hour or two of riding, a certain friend of mine would fall asleep. Didn't notice it until I went to the bathroom, and what a peculiar feeling that is, or isn't.... AND, just like when your foot falls asleep, that certain painful tingling when waking occurs Try walking when that happens!!!

later, Tom.




Tom...Wow..Thanks for sharing that.

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bonnyusa #203474 09/19/2007 2:30 PM
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Hey Phil,

Who's ED? Is that a screen name?

jh


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freedom #203475 09/19/2007 2:36 PM
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John-

ED is actually a super hero that protects "older" men from having babies.

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freedom #203476 09/19/2007 2:36 PM
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Does E.D mean you never lose it once its there... i think I must have that ailment then

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freedom #203477 09/19/2007 5:08 PM
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Hey Phil,

Who's ED? Is that a screen name?

jh




John, ED is Greybeard I think....

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Gregu710 #203478 09/19/2007 6:13 PM
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Aside from Tom's anecdotal report, I'm not convinced that the results of this study are valid or generalizable in reference to Triumph riders, given the small sample size, sample bias (Asian motorcycle riders?), and over sampling of the control group.

So before anybody gets all worked up ( or.....not ), I suggest we all go out for motorcycle rides, come home, get busy canoodling and generate some additional data.


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ATriumphGoddess #203479 09/19/2007 6:48 PM
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I could really do without the reference to a "small sample size". hee, hee.


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Mlessard #203480 09/19/2007 7:09 PM
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ED is actually a super hero that protects "older" men from having babies.




OK Matt, Greg,

Being a semi-literate, literal sort I was asking pooba Phil a serious inquiry. ........and you guys are just screwing around

....and what's canoodling anyway? Is that served with parmesan cheese? I hear southern boys catch catfish in the dark swamps barehanded and that's called canoodling.

jh


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freedom #203481 09/19/2007 9:35 PM
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Canoodling - isn't that what you do with a canoe and paddles?


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John-

ED is actually a super hero that protects "older" men from having babies.



wait thats not funny


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Mlessard #203483 09/19/2007 11:38 PM
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ED is actually a super hero that protects "older" men from having babies.


Shhh you're giving away his secret identity! His superhero name is "MELTY MAN"!

PS the phenomenon of that certain going numb can also be caused by the seat in an M35A2, aka the Deuceandahalf, after a really long convoy mission.


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ATriumphGoddess #203484 09/20/2007 7:52 AM
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Paula, why would one want to can his noodle? You people in Mass do some strange things I guess, but that sounds painful!

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"MELTY MAN"!





a great bit and one of the best "Jeffisms"


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..,in reference to Triumph riders, given the small sample size,...and over sampling of the control group...






Paula, you been peekin again??

later, Tom.


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bonnyusa #203487 09/20/2007 3:26 PM
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ya think thay night be talkin about....crotch rockets??? they cant be talkin about cruisers


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RobBA05 #203488 09/20/2007 11:10 PM
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"MELTY MAN"!





a great bit and one of the best "Jeffisms"



Aha! I wondered if anyone would get that...I guess you, too, are part of the Giggle Loop.
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