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 Tom Jones Syndrome (Joke)
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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.
"Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, ****** cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!"
"Yes, it would appear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome".
"Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man.
"It's not unusual", replied the doctor.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Groan...  
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Monkey Butt
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Monkey Butt
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Ray(UK)
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Loquacious
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Loquacious
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Took me a minute but I got  but didnt know green grren grass of home was Tom Jones.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Bar Shake
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Bar Shake
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"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Learned Hand
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Learned Hand
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Doh, some is showing my age..  mike
2006 neon blue speedmaster
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Re: Tom Jones Syndrome (Joke)
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Groan...
Double groan
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