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I got a good chuckle out of this story, even if it is rather gruesome. BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival. The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it. "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans. ------------- Bears eat man at beer festival
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Let's just hope they can protect their quarterback this year.
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Let's just hope they can protect their quarterback this year.
 Now that's a funny summerization to a gruesome tale!
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Wow! Now that guy knows how to party! 
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Gee! And speaking of Quarterbacks.....I wonder if Michael Vick would like an all expenses paid "vacation" to that lovely city of Belgrade?  (sounds kind'a fitting, wouldn't ya say?!) 
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Gee! And speaking of Quarterbacks.....I wonder if Michael Vick would like an all expenses paid "vacation" to that lovely city of Belgrade?
(sounds kind'a fitting, wouldn't ya say?!)
I'll bet the bears would throw him back...just leave a bad taste in their mouths... 
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Hmmmm...Good point! I didn't think o' that, Ed!!!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Can you imagine the outrage if a man had eaten bears at a beer festival? 
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Ah HA!!! I see Kevin here is of the same mind as that fabled newspaper editor who tells his reporters..."'Dog Bites Man!' is OLD NEWS, people! Give me something FRESH like...'Man Bites Dog!'!!!"
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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After a dozen beers, I bet the whole thing went down like this... "Hey, watch this..." Soren
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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So, I'm admittedly a little shaky on my eastern European geography and history. If this was 1980, would he be a canceled czech?
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Doesn't sound like the Czeck bounced. Soren
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Well, I don't know which is the female, Misha or Masha.
But you know which one ate him.
That's right, the Czech is in the male.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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forgot the buh dum bum rim shot.
Oh Bill that rates near the top of the groan meter.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Well, I don't know which is the female, Misha or Masha.
But you know which one ate him.
That's right, the Czech is in the male.
Take a bow.  
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I LOVE it!!! "Czech's in the Male"!!! (Okay FJ! Lock this baby up...NOBODY'S gonna top THAT one o' Bill's, Dude!!!)
Last edited by Dwight; 08/20/2007 10:28 PM.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Naw, I'd rather leave it open and mock whoever tries...
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YEAH!!! Goooooood move!
(hey! we haven't heard from Yota yet, ya know!...my guess is he'll try to work in a 1500 reference or somethin', the poor devil!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Yota seems to be fixated lately.
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After a dozen beers, I bet the whole thing went down like this... "Hey, watch this..."
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So, I'm admittedly a little shaky on my eastern European geography and history. If this was 1980, would he be a canceled czech?
Well guess I'll ruin a few jokes, But Serbia is one of the
small pieces of realestate that was once Yugoslavia, I berlieve Belgrad was the capital,
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Killjoy!
Well he could have been a visiting czech.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Killjoy!
Well he could have been a visiting czech.
Yeah that's it
See, he was visiting some Serbian friends, and after a few brews, they went to partake of that old Balkan right of passage where they have sex with a hooker and shoot a bear.
Unfortunately the young man was suffering from beer dyslexia and ....................
Afterwards, the authorities asked his Serbian friend which bear attacked. He pointed out the male bear and so they killed it and opened it up to retrieve the remains, but there was nothing there!
They then killed the female, and sure enough, they found the human remains.
Just goes to show ya.
Never believe a Serbian when he says the Czech's in the male.
(just had to throw another angle out there
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