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With out a doubt, the worst beer in the history of beers...
O'douls! Non-alcoholic!?!?! What's the point?
When I was a kid, living in Germany, my mom would buy Karamalz Malt Beverage. I loved it but haven't had it since. It's 0.2% alchohol so considered "non-alcoholic". When O'Douls and the like came out, I always thought it was the precursor to those beverages. I'd love to find some now. Any Euro members want to send me six-pack? <g>
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Being an Englishman who loves everything real ale.....It has to be Lager. 
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The only bad beer is an empty one.
Apparently Matt, you've never tried a good French beer!!
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it used to be tuborg  , cheap nasty and 20 odd p a can (back in the day ). but that carling sh1te i was drinkin in scotland a few weeks ago ranks right up there.
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Olympia followed closly by Carlings "Black Label"
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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No question, the 'Boosh Bavarian' that they used to sell at the PX at Fort Hood.
Ft Hood huh? I did my time there back in the 70's. And I just flashed back to "Lone Star" think I need to go back and edit my worst beers post.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Bud and any Bud product - swill, I tell ya, pure swill.
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Does anyone remember Tree Frog?!
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hinny kin, (heineken) over priced ditch water...
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No question, the 'Boosh Bavarian' that they used to sell at the PX at Fort Hood.
Come on Greybeard,
It was 25 cents a can - I loved it. The cokes were a dime higher. Guess what I drank?
Ride Safe,
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Had a bud once. Could not believe they called it beer. It was worse than Emu bitter from West Oz and they make that out of emu p..s....  Favourite beer at the moment as I am off the home brewing, is Hahn premium light. I like the taste. Especially when it is very very cold. Is it true that pommies don't have cold beer? Unbelievable!!!! 
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What all of you lot are calling beer we call lager. And yes we do have that cold. My bro in law drinks Hahn.
What we call beer is traditionally drunk warm.
However right now I'm drinking wine. Mainly as it was free.
Gina
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06 America - missing, presumed in bits. With it's TBS wheel... 
09 America - It's very blue....
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Anything free usually tastes good. Well eventually anyway. I grew up in the Hunter Valley and later worked near the Barossa Valley. I have an appreciation for a good wine or five. 
A dog, a bike, a ute,
Now in the deep south.. Newcastle.
Cold winters, cold rain
Come on summer
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Any beer I did not brew....
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
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Sam Miguel. This stuff is rat's urine IMO and can only be very loosely described as a beer. Not only does it taste , it's supplied in stupid little bottles.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you think straight
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What we call beer is traditionally drunk warm.
Not up here it ain't Gina..  Think it's a North/ South thing...you guys prefer your ale warmer, we prefer our ale cooler. Think between 3 and 9 degrees is preferred for the ales in the North...
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you think straight
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Worst psychotrophic beer - I used to make it in college and sell it , 5 gallon crock , yeast , Blue Ribbon malt ,sugar , peaches , mushrooms . Ooohhhweee , whatta beer . Tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers .....  
Hmmm, musta been those blue mushrooms.... 
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 You still making this beer? Personally, I'd forget the peaches...
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It would be a tossup between: 1. Singha from Thailand 2. 33 from Vietnam The only reason I drank those is there was nothing else!
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Yogi. I never did like him. He was a thief. He should have eaten the ranger.
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I just had a hot Red Bridge.
we should do this every weekend!
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Tooheys Extra Dry....although I do give the ol' Bud a caning when I venture to the Land of the Good ol' boys.
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Gotta be my neighbors "boot beer"...We ran out on a Sunday here in Georgia (blue law), so we resorted to my neighbors home brew, that had been sitting up for a while...My brother takes a big swig, and says "Go**amn, tastes like it was brewed in a boot"....thus the name, "boot beer"
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Coors Light ? I thought that was bottled water.
Heh heh..you go that right. 
But it gets even more watered down when it's 3.2% like all beer in OK is..except what you can get in the liquor stores.
Hardly any domestic brews available at the liquor stores. I like imports (mainly Dos Equis amber), but sometimes i'd like to have a Bud, Michelob, or MGD if was in excess of 3.2 only....and to save a little money once in awhile.
Crappy liquor laws but there is talk of changing them so that Whole Earth Foods or Trader Jim's will come to Bricktown in OKC, OK. They won't come here unless they are allowed to sell their wines in their stores....if that happens strong beer would follow on it's coat tails.
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Any body ever have Micky's in the Widemouth bottles. Oh the despiration of youth. It'd kill me now.
Hey, i just had some after many years....it wasn't all that bad. It doesn't have any gross after taste or anything. Didn't feel bad the next day or anything. Kinda liked it. Not a lot of character but not bad.
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I've always figured that bad beer is like bad sex. Generally, even when it's bad it's good. Some is better than others but doing without is not really an option.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Yogi. I never did like him. He was a thief. He should have eaten the ranger.
Rim shot - bada bing....
I got it Paul!
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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You guys bring back some bad memories. In the early seventies my friend was driving a beer truck and dropped off 3 cases of Pearl.Couldn't drink it so I tried using it for all sorts of things. I found out that it was great for cooking Brats in.
Life is too short to drink light beer.
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Bought Micky's Wide-mouth once thinking it would be pretty bad. We drank it up
Gerry
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Tooheys Extra Dry....although I do give the ol' Bud a caning when I venture to the Land of the Good ol' boys.
Tooheys should have stayed with the old. Now, that is a good tasting beer.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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These have to tie for Worst ever:
Milwaukee's Best & Schmidts'
'05 America - Tec 2-1 (from a Thruxton)/ 4 pot caliper/ Kurt's Rearsets /
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Anything that gives a free toilet roll with every pint
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The only bad beer is an empty one.
25 years ago, when I was a senior in college, I lived with 5 other guys. One Saturday there were 4 of us, and we were all completely broke. We scrounged the couch cushions, under the car seats and everywhere we could think of and raised about $5. We went to the store to see what we could get, and there was a sale on cases of "Fitzgers" Beer. It was $4 for the case. We could cover the cost and the deposit. We were happy as heck and brought it back. That beer was so frigging nasty that between the 4 of us, we left 8 bottles untouched. They eventually wound up going back full for the nickel deposit.
As a second choice, I would say Heilemans Special Export. It wasnt nicknamed "The Green Death" for nothing....
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Export San Miguel is horrible. The fresh stuff in the Philipines was pretty good. Especially when it was real cold. Occasionally you'd get a bad one and wind up with the San Magu Squirts. When that happened you could sh1t through a screen door.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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It would be a tossup between:
1. Singha from Thailand
2. 33 from Vietnam
The only reason I drank those is there was nothing else!
I was a bit young for VietNam so I never had 33. But there is one good thing about Singha. It doesn't take many. That stuff is stronger than most wine and it comes in huge bottles.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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