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  Hint: it's a wrecking ball that broke loose from a demolition crane... story
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Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to that fact and relax
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Should be Riding
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Officer Watson proudly explains and demonstrates the city's new anti-speeder device nicknamed, "the bowling ball".  Soren
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"I'm sorry Ma'am, you should always have your trunk lid securely fastened. May I see your driver's license?"
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Should be Riding
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Benny
Black & Silver '02
Too many mods to list
Not enough miles ridden
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Hes got the biggest ball of them all.
Dude that Taurus has some ball.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"The store clerk specifically said NOT to add water until she got the ball home."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"The renegade giant cat strikes again."
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That's been all over the news here.
'The ole ball and chain'
Doesn't everybody's life revolve around food?
"Remember,
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
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"and it was a perfect strike on the new 'Bowling For Tauruses' Reality Show"
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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The recently installed redlight camera/cannon proves to be very effective according to this officer at the scene of the most recent test.
He did indicate it is a bit of a nuisance to reload...
Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to that fact and relax
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Excuse me sir,your ball is showing
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Looks like result of an Icon whack. Which of our smileys is missing?
He was fun while he lasted.
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Loquacious
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"maam, your car would feel less slugish if you were using the advanced formulas of new chevron techron"
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"Goodness, Gracious, Great balls of....WHAT THE???"
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But, what do I know?
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"I don't care what you say, the other one won't fit!"
if life gives you lemons keep them because hey,free lemons.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Quote:
"I don't care what you say, the other one won't fit!"
An homage to a Woody Allen movie:
"Better keep on the look out - these things usually travel in pairs."
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"Ford driver saves planet from cataclysmic asteroid strike! Details at 11."
(hmmmm...must be Sweeps Week again)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Mrs. Argo's response to Mr. Argo's newest purchase...
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Quote:
Atlas Shrugged
Somehow and some way, I just KNEW that eventually you'd be able to stick an Ayn Rand reference into this here website, Larry ol' buddy! 
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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... and in the 9 o'clock news, environmentalists are taking more proactive steps to reduce greenhouse emissions. Officer Watson stated that police are searching for suspects carrying a REALLY BIG slingshot.
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Just how big was the biker who dropped this marble?
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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Sheese where did THAT come from?
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Stop Press! Grandma involved in RTA on route to a wool convention. 
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"does my arse look big in this ?"
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.
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