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 Who needs a rotweiller- sweet mother of God http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stmfortunately there is no instant graemlin to cover this story!
"Id rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal labotomy"
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3/4 Throttle
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OOOOOUUUUUUCH!!!!  Dave
04 SpeedMaster, Windvest Screen, Leatherworks Bags.
F&AM, WM 3 times
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OH MY GOD !!!
I"M SURE THAT IS GOING TO LEAVE A SCAR !!!!
I'm going to cancel my bid on those Speciality Spare's on EBay after Lynn reads that.
John 06 America Mulberry\Silver
"Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time"
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Whoa, the dude made a very bad choice for a girlfriend.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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Obviously she didn't read the warning on her maxi-pad.
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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I'll see your Lorena Bobbitt, and raise you an Amanda Monti. Sounds like a bad urban legend (though I trust this site implicitly), and like most UL's there's a moral to be had. In this case you (1) Don't go back to your ex's, (2) drunk, (3) wearing only your underwear.
Going to a party: $2.00
Drinking at the party: $5.00
Going back to your ex's: $2.00
A botched vasectomy: Priceless
Now, since I've heard that English prisons have retained personal trainers, as incarceration reduces serotonin, and creates a poor self-image, I imagine her tai-chi instructor's command to "imagine a sphere in your hands," will have a whole new connotation...
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Didn't think it would take long for you to show up on this thread. Love your letter post.
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I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
Remember; no matter where you go, there you are.
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Have to love those English girls. What pranksters!
He was fun while he lasted.
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Should be Riding
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Amanda Monti 
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Bar Shake
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I wonder if they sewed it back on? 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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My son just landed in London this morning. I warned him about a lot of things but failed to mention that a strange woman may want to pull one of his boys off and eat it 
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Hey some guys would give their left nut to meet a chick like that.....
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Lost my coffee on that one  .
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Yup its been 30+ hours since I first read this and it STILL hurts in a secret place!
THE VOICE OF REASON
per: Stewart
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Quote:
Amanda Monti
So that's what crazy looks like...
(I soooo wanted to type, 'so that's what nuts looks like') 
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I know a guy who got shot through the nad a while back.
He said that counting entrance & exit wounds, there were a total of five.
I didn't inquire any further, but I guess the nad wasn't the only thing hit.
Guess the bullet wound up in his leg.
Said Molly to James, that's a fine motorbike.
Richard Thompson
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Loquacious
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! PHIL LOCK THIS THREAD....NOW I got a NEW pain to try to sleep thru!!
THE VOICE OF REASON
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Big Bore
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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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