 OT-How To Save The Airlines
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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The wife, who still works for Northwest Airlines, sent this to me yesterday from her office.......
How to save the airlines.........
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Heck, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why the heck didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Re: OT-How To Save The Airlines
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Bar Shake
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I like it Dwight. Hey, after all, Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar as well as a being a womanizer. 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Loquacious
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Loquacious
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Well dwight even if GW did think of it, there would be too much crying from N.O.W. and the A.C.L.U. and the Democrats that those to organizations own. For that idea to "fly".
(bye bye thread I'm going for a ride).
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Re: OT-How To Save The Airlines
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Well dwight even if GW did think of it, there would be too much crying from N.O.W. and the A.C.L.U. and the Democrats that those to organizations own. For that idea to "fly".
Ah come on, Jackson! You should know that it usually depends on how one delivers a new idea or message, and how it's conveniently wrapped up in a simple little catch-phrase asigned to it, that determines how well it goes over with the general public today!!!
I think even THOSE groups might support somethin' like this if it was presented to them as...(get this)...that "Passengers' BILL(as in Clinton) Of Rights" everyone cries about after they're stuck on a airplane in blizzard conditions or a few hours!
HUH?! 
(and besides...."No Passenger Left Behind" sounds WAY TO MUCH like some other little thing goin' on today...wouldn't ya say?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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