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Hubba hubba hubba...  New Miss America
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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Fe Butt
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Saddle Sore
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And Pat you choose not to move to Tennessee, your bad  Mike
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hmm yeah, she's alright. I suppose if I met her in a bar I'd let her come home with me... if SHE bought the beer. 
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Too bad she isn't better looking. Must be the inbreeding.  
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Fe Butt
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Too bad she isn't better looking. Must be the inbreeding.
Oh, I don't know FJ! Sometimes inbreeding produces VERY good lookin' people.
Take the British Royal Family for instance.
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Loquacious
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I'd have to see how she looks in blue jeans and t-shirt,
before I pass judgement.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Saddle Sore
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I'd have to see how she looks in blue jeans and t-shirt,
before I pass judgement.
I'd need to see those jeans and t-shirt in pile on the floor
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Ok, read this and weep boys... Miss Texas 2006, Miss America Runner Up 2007 lives in the apartment building next to mine. Sweeeeeet... 
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Oh, I don't know FJ! Sometimes inbreeding produces VERY good lookin' people.
Take the British Royal Family for instance
Well that statement is false. There are no Very good looking in that family. Unless you are comparing them to say, oh i dont know, a Horse.
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
Seller of fine automobiles.
Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga
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3/4 Throttle
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Nope she defiantly does not do it for me. I cannot stand these women that are so thin they look like they will fall apart any moment.
The invisible One 
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Know how you know the tooth brush was invented in Tenn?
If it was invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush!! LOL
Just kidding ... couldn't resist. Now for the shallow gene pool jokes!! LOL
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Fe Butt
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I agree road washer she doesn't do it for me either.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Well that statement is false. There are no Very good looking in that family. Unless you are comparing them to say, oh i dont know, a Horse.
Separated at birth?
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Fe Butt
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LOL that is way too funny!!!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Should be Riding
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That's sad, since when did anorexic Puerto Ricans reside in TN?
Yuk.
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Didn't ya hear, Moe.... the South is really becoming multi-cultural..... Si !!
Last edited by BonnyBeemer; 03/25/2007 8:19 AM.
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Mumble mumble, I also want the mine!!! 
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Nope she defiantly does not do it for me. I cannot stand these women that are so thin they look like they will fall apart any moment.
Yeah I just hate beautiful women... 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Nope she defiantly does not do it for me. I cannot stand these women that are so thin they look like they will fall apart any moment.
Yeah I just hate beautiful women...
Hate is too strong a word, I dislike plastic coated,anorexic, walking Revlon/Max Factor ads.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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I wouldn't kick her outa bed for eatin' crackers.
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Fe Butt
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even if Crackers was my dog!! LOL
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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That girl Mechano posted is closer to my speed.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Loquacious
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Ride Safe,
Dennis
Triumph, it's how I live and what I ride.
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Tennesee vasectomy.... Go home put an M-80 in a beer can and count to 10....1..2...3...4...5..put beer can between legs to continue counting on other hand...6...7...*BOOM* ...finished
I am trying to control myself on the southern jokes but every time I see another.... I just can't help myself.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Allright, how long till her nude photos are on the internet?
All the other beauty queens seem to be going down that road.
Al
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Worn Saddle
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Allright, how long till her nude photos are on the internet?
All the other beauty queens seem to be going down that road.
The sooner the better! 
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Pat,
It's been my experience that the difference between Tennessee women and a bowling ball is, you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. I know this is classless, but..... Oh yeah, if I had to, I could eat a bowling ball.
Delete this if you must.
Badum-bump... tssshh! Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the fish.
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Got to agree with RoadWasher, I like my women with a little extra butter.
Stef - 2006 Speedmaster, -AI
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I wouldn't kick her outa bed for eatin' crackers.
Nope.. me neither..
Trev
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A bike has half the wheels my cage does.. but 3x the fun factor
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