 A cure for your crotchless motorcycle
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What the heck were you searching for to find this? No, never mind, I REALLY don't want to know! 
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Should be Riding
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So now we have to wear a cup to go riding?
Benny
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Too many mods to list
Not enough miles ridden
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Doesn't everyone? 
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and the stock number for the cup is???Just finished reading an article in this months Motorcycle Consumer Reports on a report done by some biomedical engineer that did a study on the angle of gas tanks with front end (Tbone) cycle crashes and found that as the angle of the seat to gas tank increase (20 degrees to 50 to 90) so does the amount of injuries, especially inernal injuries, pelvic fractures increase, along with missing johnsons and T bags. Good read. Had a bad example picture and it was a Triumph sport bike, could not make out the type. My take away was that a low angle provided a better launching ramp to the body on its way over the bars instead of making mashed potatoes out of the testosterone factory.
A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra
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Wow Tom,
From your picture, you look like you keep yourself in good shape. That's good. I, on the other hand have let gravity kick my bu++ all over the place.
Ride Safe,
Dennis
Triumph, it's how I live and what I ride.
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Oil Expert
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Actaully dennis i sent him that picture...
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Hmm. Don't airbags deploy due with explosive force (enough to kill infants and small folk in cars)? Does it strike anyone else as a bad idea to aim an explosive bag capable of killing children directly into one's crotch.....
BTW, new to the group just got my speedmaster last week. Kind of appropriate for my first post to involve someone getting hit in the junk...
-TM
"She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true" - Zoe Washburn
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Don't airbags deploy due with explosive force (enough to kill infants and small folk in cars)? Does it strike anyone else as a bad idea to aim an explosive bag capable of killing children directly into one's crotch.....
Looks like one of those ideas that someone came up with and ran with it without actually thinking it through first 
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Don't be so hard on yourself, round is a shape.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Sorry Matt,
I shoulda recognized you, but without your big bore.......
Greybeard,
Then I am definitly in SHAPE!!!
Ride Safe,
Dennis
Triumph, it's how I live and what I ride.
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I just found myself singing a song from the "Asylum Street Spankers". "It's wrinkled and crinkled and covered with hair. Don't know what I'd do if it wasn't there."
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