Gentlemen,
I promise, from now on when I attempt...err...TRY to communicate...err..TALK with youse guys, I'll try to kept my words as monosyllabic...err...I'll use only words with one sylable(RATS!!! That syllable word is THREE syllables, isn't it?!...sorry!), as much as I can, so's youse guys can understand...err..KNOW what I's a sayin' from here on out. Okay???!!!
(now Tom...THAT was sarcasm!...sorry, that sarcasm word is three syllables, ain't it?....my bad, dude)
Oh, and Phil...sorry to disappoint ya, but I'm keepin' my patented parentheticals!(I KNOW you know what that big ol' word means, 'cuz I knows youse is smart!)
